Cads of the savanna

Male topi antelopes lie to get the ladies

As any dating woman knows, men can be dogs — but a new study suggests antelopes might be a better fit.

BUT BABY, THERE’S A LION OVER THERE When a female topi antelope (right) starts to wander from a male’s territory, he snorts and stares as if a predator is nearby, even when there’s no danger.