Four little DNA-modified rats go to market
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Forgive the literary reference. I'm such a smart little Dickens that I just can't help it. I'm a rat—a real one, not some pinstriped poseur with a law degree. Call me Ike. My distinguished scientist friends do.
Okay, they're not so friendly anymore. Yesterday, those overeducated data junkies chased me down like an animal in the st